I'm Gonna (Eat This Potato) - BlueMoon Extension

The original masterpiece, "i'm gonna eat this potato" by genius John Lahlum (no sarcasm intended) was quite a profound statement that aroused me to establish the PRM, or the Potato Rights Movement. We focus on freeing potatoes from the markets at which they are sold, or the factories at which they are axphixiated with tape and shipped, or even at people's houses where they are skinned, cooked (sometimes alive), and mashed into a pulp from the deadly jaws of humans. How could we refuse to fight?