I made this for my weird quartet, it isn't very great but neither is my quartet. It's also the first piece I've ever made, so there's that.
(Update) I wrote this piece and that description about 10 months ago and I decided to just post this because why not? The internet isn't going to stop me from doing it. You can totally give me some advice to fix it because I don't actually care enough to do any more work on this song by myself. It sucks, I know.