Ah Perry the platypus, finally you've arrived. But you're too late. I already have all 6 infinity stones (Doofenshmirtz laugh). With the snap of my infinity gauntlet-inator half of all coffee baristas that work at Starbucks in the tri-state area WILL LOSE THEIR JOB. You see it started on a Wednesday 2 months ago. I went in for the usual. An iced caramel latte with mocha swirl and an espresso shot. This girl, she couldn't have been older than 17 asked for my name. So I told her. And she asked again, so I said it twice. When they called me for my coffee, they wrote Doobieshmirtz and I saw them laughing. I was upset but I gave them the benefit of the doubt. I came in the next day and it was the same thing, but this time it was Boobieshmirtz. Then time and time again I'm humiliated by the names they call, like sometimes I don't even want to get up to get my drink anymore. Doofieshmit! who would actually name their child Doofieshmit?! Anyway I got carried away. So you see Perry, I am inevitable. This will be the best thing for them. They need to learn their lesson. Wait, Perry how did you escape my reality stone-inator trap?!