Any Female Born After 1993

Hey if you're seeing this in your feed and confused as heck don't worry I gotcha. For one, I DO NOT share the views of the satirical tweet, so dw about that. This was meant to be a parody of the idea presented in the tweet (cus it's a funny) So basically this whole thing started when I saw the original copypasta on reddit with my friend and we joked about me making a piece about it. The more I thought about it the more fun it sounded to do. So I got to work.
The main melody sounds a bit like a rag, to show how the idea of the tweet is really old fashioned.
The McDonald's movement is a small variation on the McDonald's jingle, but in a sorta ballad/jazzy style.
The Charge They Phone movement's percussion is supposed to sound like a phone charging and time passing. The melody is supposed to sound like wasting time away I guess.
The Twerk movement is just supposed to be a cool song that you would be able to twerk to lol.
The Be Bisexual movement is a waltz trio with a piano, trumpet, and flute. The piano is the female born after 1993, the trumpet is a guy and the flute is a girl. It's supposed sound like the female dancing with both and being chill with that.
The Eat Hot Chip movement is supposed to sound like a mouth on fire from eating a hot chip and slowly cooling down.
The Lie movement is supposed to be the holder of the idea rethinking it and realizing what he thought was a lie. The louder slow section calls back to all the previous movements, all while the main theme is playing under the rest of the band.
The piece ends with an accepting version of the tweet in a nice showy sendoff.
I'd like to thank the peeps on the Flat discord for keeping me going at this and offering words of support for me to finish it. Especially @groovy, @yoni, and @bea. I hope you all enjoy c: