Shalom Bound

It's Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of one is something quite atrocious
If you play it loud enough, you'll always sound Nikocious
Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious

Because I was afraid to frack
When I was on the stage
Scared I was as bad as Zach
Couldn't face Papa's rage
But then one day I bought a Shew
That saved me solo spot
Even though me face turned blue
I didn't march a lot

Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of one is something quite atrocious
If you play it loud enough, you'll always sound Nikocious
Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious

He didn't like the musical
Neither did Mr. James
Since rehearsal was so dull
He went to see Endgame
His hopes of being section leader
Ended on that day
And Brian Reel asked us to
Make sure he was okay

Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of one is something quite atrocious
If you play it loud enough, you'll always sound Nikocious
Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious

Now, you can say it backwards, which is docious-ali-expi-listic-bobby-cali-per-shew
But that's going a bit Shew far, don't you think?

So when you're bored in symphony
There's no need to go home
Just grab a spicy chicken patty
And tell the Ghorm "Shalom"
But you better be in your seat
At eight fifty-three

For example? One day I said it to Lewie
And now he plays French horn

He's shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious
Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious
Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious
Shewpercalibobbylisticexpialidocious!