My Old Man's A Sailor

It's a barbershop piece that hasn't been made into sheet music for years, so I decided to do it. It's a fun song to sing for a barbershop quartet and very funny if you can make it funny. Keep in mind, the speaking parts are free tempo as you please. Also, I would recommend listening to the barbershop version of this song on YouTube to get different perspectives on how this should be performed, considering these are just the notes and rythmns.