Another egregious misuse of the word 'tango' to describe something that just sorta has Habenara vibes. But anyway. The original version of this is a blues song about getting food poisoning that I once had to play for ABRSM and was determined to ruin. And then I learnt how to write sheet music. So this was born. For more butchered 'tangos' by me, see A Caprician Tango.