Clarinet Death [Don't Try To Attempt This]

I bet you're wondering why in the ever-loving heck did I create this? Well, to answer that simply, I was bored ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ LOL nah I just had time on my hands today and I wanted to try and originally create a clarinet ensemble but it just wasn't working so I kept deleting parts until I got to this trio with the optional bass part. Pertaining to that extra bass clarinet part, I just really liked that low voice and I felt the piece needed it but if anyone were to ever actually play this (NEVER) then either the 3rd or bass part would work just fine. Lastly I'd like to apologize for what you are about to hear because this is what goes on in my head 24/7 LOL. It gets even worse in the hours of 11pm-4am and I think I really encompassed that in the accelerrando passage. Without further ado, I give you, "Clarinet Death" LOL.