Alrighty, so as none of you know, I love ducks. Ever since I was a wee lad, even the name "duck" was obscenely funny. I have made up many duck characters for my comics (hey, I can be good at writing too) including, Garvin Goose, Snickers the Duck, and Acorn. So this is the duck national anthem. To all of you who do not like this song, I have but one thing to say to you - your mother was a chicken.
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@tag, for support and helpful tips.