Alfred is an ex-soldier from the Typewriter Company (The big bad) who joined the crew in the very beginning of act 3 after getting into a fight with resident fuckshit: Dr. Dick. He came with a set of chips that could be used to control metal objects telekinetically (Which came attached to 8 knives which he used to stab people over long distances). He eventually began to get along with the crew due to their mutual hate of the Typewriter Company. This is his fight song