Carman shop theme

As you walk into the strange shop, you see many objects that are labeled as magical artifacts but look more like things you would find in a gift shop. Some don't even look like that. Multicolored wool socks hang on a hook on the wall, a toy truck sits on top of several books about wizardry, and a signed poster with the face of an unfamiliar celebrity hangs on the wall, the tag saying it costs way more money than you have on you. A large pink potion with swirling, bubbling white streaks through it is displayed under a light in the middle of the shop. As you walk past the objects in the shop, you see the owner. They wear an oversized hat and several scarves pulled up to their nose. A necklace with wooden balls strung on it is around their neck. They wake up from what looked like a catnap, blinking and looking up at you. Before you can say hi, you spot something familiar behind them. A minifridge on top of a dusty dresser with a garish bumper sticker emblazoned on its front; several apples in a wooden bowl on a shelf with some bruised bananas hanging on a metal monkey statue's tail; even a diploma from what seems like a human college, but it's obviously painted on the wall itself. The wizard shopkeeper... they're from earth. All this stuff looks like it has wear and tear from years of being used, unlike the other items in the town. This is a human you're looking at. A human wizard named Carman