"GET UP! We got a gig in 3 minutes! What do you have as of this moment?" *Cues Music*
They need to hire someone better
*Music finishes*
"...."
"....It's great right! I need an Oscar. Billie Eilish who- 👀"
[Insert physically distraught face of your mom seeing a dish in the sink after you did them at 2 am]
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