That Weird Black Cat Halloween Decoration That Just Sits There Silently Judging You

Those black cats on Halloween secretly think the holiday is stupid and that everyone looks ridiculous running around in weird outfits. Just thought I'd point that out.

This is something I wrote for Halloween last year and didn't get around to publishing for some reason. I haven't really made many changes since then; I probably could have made it better but I like it well enough like this and am lazy.
Also, I'm focusing on some other cool pieces right now. So maybe I'm not that lazy.

Anyhow, the cats are judging you, happy October, and candy corn is awful.