Circus

After the cast and crew of the Ocean City Circus found you passed out, they dragged you into their personal tent, and tortured you in all kinds of ways. You didn't think that you'd make it out alive. They snatched your wallet and even stole your Sweet Frog gift card. You were enraged. You tried everything to get them away, but they wouldn't leave you alone. You even tried singing lullabies, which apparently keeps clowns away, but why should we have trusted WikiHow? They force you to eat moldy McDonalds cheeseburgers (you're LACTOSE INTOLERANT), and you pass away. Now you are the secret powder that the circus uses in their cotton candy. No wonder it tasted funny. Rest in pieces.