The truth about Thomas...
(I came across this score that I forgot about and thought I would republish it and add some description for entertainment)
Thomas isn't just a fun kiddy friendly train that talks and makes friends. He's a military tank and is one of the most dangerous species that the government has ever shown to the public. All that's behind that stainless steel frame is uncontrollable rage. What can you do to keep yourself safe?
1. Keep a 12 gauge within 6 feet at all times.
2. Keep all lights on.
3. Use sign language... don't talk.
What attracts a Thomas? Sleep, fear, smiles, enjoyment, you, laughter, blinking, prayers, movement (of any fashion), pentagons, your mom, Chads, Chromebooks, noise, silence, female trains, shadows, anti-attract instructions, and the closest of friendships.
So lock your doors, and close your windows. Because Thomas always finds a way in, and he's coming for you. To those who have made it this far, have a grea- *gets thomased*
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Thomas isn't just a fun kiddy friendly train that talks and makes friends. He's a military tank and is one of the most dangerous species that the government has ever shown to the public. All that's behind that stainless steel frame is uncontrollable rage. What can you do to keep yourself safe?
1. Keep a 12 gauge within 6 feet at all times.
2. Keep all lights on.
3. Use sign language... don't talk.
What attracts a Thomas? Sleep, fear, smiles, enjoyment, you, laughter, blinking, prayers, movement (of any fashion), pentagons, your mom, Chads, Chromebooks, noise, silence, female trains, shadows, anti-attract instructions, and the closest of friendships.
So lock your doors, and close your windows. Because Thomas always finds a way in, and he's coming for you. To those who have made it this far, have a grea- *gets thomased*
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