R U N (October Challenge)

I'm so sorry flat. This sounds awful, which was the goal because that might be a good thing for this challenge? But I don't think I'm even good at making awful things sound good, so here goes. :P Also I made this in like two days because I just got back on flat and the melody had just come to me in a different piece... so here we are now. Here's the story.

What the trick or treaters didn't know when they rang the doorbell that no average bored and depressed Millennial was going to answer the door. They thought the outfit was a costume. That the blood was fake. They were wrong. Thankfully, the Millennial's knees were shot because they had briefly tripped earlier that day, so the kids were just able to stay ahead. They had managed to get home. Safely?

Yeah I also suck at writing so there's that.