Haiku of the Doge|November Flat Challenge

Haiku:

Meme dogs go mining
fight over uranium
turns into Dogecoin.

That haiku probably doesn't make any sense without context, so here is some:
“It all started long, long ago when the doge clan went mining in Chad and found a whole lot 0of Uranium 234. But after that the Doge clan fought over all of the money splitting in half there became the Doge clan and the Cheems gang. The remaining battles over the uranium 234 were long and harsh. These battles were called WW 234, after the battles the first Doge clan Leader drove them all away. But the first Leader Doge was fatally wounded so he used all his power to seal all the wealth into a memecoin, the FIRST memecoin. The legendary Dogecoin.
These texts were found inside an ancient book which was inside an ancient box, which was inside an ancient tomb of the first leader, which was inside an ancient mausoleum, which was underneath ancient dirt. Which was under the ancient city of Amsterdam, that last one was not ancient but as you can see we are on a roll.”