Hello everyone! Blue here. (Definitely) After 10 years of composing, I bring to you all this masterpiece. In all of my time in composing, I have never made anything even CLOSE to the level of this piece. It is more beautiful, amazing, perfect, intricate, unique, well-composed, empowering, rich, enigmatic, exciting, soulful, and life-changing than ALL music every made combined. Even if all the musical geniuses were to gather together for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, they couldn't even make a piece of music that is even 1/10000000000000000 the amount of magnificence this piece is. I promise you, that after you listen, your ears and mind will transcend REALITY to the point where you are given godlike powers of auditory perception! Your mind will become enlightened in the vast infinity of music and pitch. Any branch of power within music will be yours to grasp. So listen to this, and be absolutely amazing, awestruck, bewildered, perplexed, shocked, discombobulated, bamboozled, defenestrated, and bamboozilderplexatedstruck! (That is a real word, trust me)
Enjoy!
You thought I was gonna say it, huh? Ha, what a fool!