open this por favor?

Hey! I've been rather bored lately, and was wondering...
"What if I could collab with someone?"
I'm not a TALENTED creator, but I do know how to compose music, which I think that on its own is good enough. Most of the collabs I see tend to be IMPOSSIBLY good, and they also happen to be composed by the literal greatest people on this website. So I mean... might as well as give it a shot, right? ...right? Last time I tried this it was a FAIL. Like... imagine brewing some coffee, but then it doesn't filter out right. That kind of fail. So I'm here to redeem myself (and my coffee) and get SOMEONE to say yes. Or no. Who knows? (heh get it cause know and no sound alike so basically that makes it funny because rhyming is funny and you should laugh)