YouTube available at:
https://youtu.be/AHrnQACw5M8 The Knife Thrower
For our next act, we present The Great Bozartini, the world's greatest knife thrower! His reputation for pinpoint accuracy is unmatched throughout the land, and tonight we have the distinct privilege of witnessing his amazing skills!
He is joined on stage by his lovely assistant Francesca DiFlattini, who will bravely stand in while our masterful knife artist displays his skills. She is somewhat nervous due to tales of what happened to the last assistant (uh, sorry about that). Nevertheless, she is determined to delight the audience.
Part I:
For our first segment, Francesca will take her place on a flat wall with balloons placed up and down the board. The Great Bozartini will pop each balloon with a razor-sharp knife that could easily take the life of our dear Francesca if his aim is slightly off.
Pop! Pop! Pop, Pop, Pop go the balloons with each knife, with Francesca staying unharmed and her nerves remaining calm, grateful with each landed knife that goes into the wall and not her.
Part II:
Now, our lovely Francesca will move to the "Wheel of Misfortune" where she will be spun around while The Great Bozartini once again will toss knives to pop balloons placed throughout the "Wheel".
The balloons continue to pop and pop with relative ease while our lovely Francesca remains intact.
Part III:
This has been all too easy so far. Now, it is time to increase the risk as well as the blood pressure of our audience. The Great Bozartini will now throw BLINDFOLDED all the while the "Wheel" will spin FASTER!
Pop! Pop! Pop, Pop, Pop! The Great Bozartini is nervous but his aim remains true.
The wheel comes to a stop, but WAIT! ENCORE! The "Wheel" goes faster and faster and the knives continue to fly faster and faster. Finally, The Great Bozartini has run out of knives and WE ARE DONE!
(Insert massive applause) :)