Let me tell you a story: My sister is 16 and has started going on dates. So far she's been on 4. And now school is starting up again and my sister is dancing 17 hours/week. Because of her crazy schedule, she doesn't feel like going out is working out.
So for some reason she asks me for "break up" advice. For those of you who don't know, I'm 14 years old. And has never dated or had an intimate relationship with anyone. So I told her, the best I can do it just make it simple. She, having already formed a large paragraph explaining why she doesn't want to keep going out, gets frustrated with me and asks my dad.
The point of all this is to show that we, guys, don't need complex or over the top stuff. ("Men like three things: meat, kissing, explosions... in that order" -Studio C) We prefer to live in the moment ad enjoy what we have. To us (I can't speak for everyone though), the world would be much better if there were no need to prepare, you just went straight for the task at hand. If you were going to break up with me, just say, "You are amazing, but my schedule has not been fair to me, so it's best that we break up to keep myself from exploding." Then I'll say, "Bro, have you seen my schedule? It's crazy ad I understand where you're coming from. Anyways, see you 'round!" (And then when girls be girls, she'll run away crying)
Anyways, enjoy!
-Hymn
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