Long long ago, in the great city of (insert city name here), there lied an ordinary man. Everything about him was ordinary, except for one thing. Inside the man was a big heart, a heart yearning for the sea. So, with his great Spirit, he found a ship and set out to sea. Unfortunately for him, a great, formidable Leviathan thought his ship looked quite tasty. The sailor barely managed to jump atop a lifeboat and get away as the Leviathan devoured his ship. He thanked the gods that his life was spared, until he realized... until he realized...