I am the new Kevin

My april fools. (in the world of home alone)
My parents forgot me (again) and im stuck here and Harry and Marv now are trying to steal everything from my house! Well here is my prank: Crush up easter eggs in front of all the windows (xmas ornaments from OG home alone), then, cover the front and back porch with tar!!! Crush them with hot irons...well
KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL
Merry April fools!!