I Need an Adjective and a Noun

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Alright guys so me and some of my friends want to make a band XD

I need you all to give me the most random, bizzare, and dumbest adjectives and nouns you can think of!! XDXDXDXD

This will really help me and my friends out so... GET CREATIVE!! >:)

(and if you like my horrible drum beat then take it I don't care)

Dank u wel

- Realistic