I've come here to talk to you about a very serious issue. Infertility is a major problem, as it is not only a symptom of larger issues in the body, it is also an obstacle to reproduction. Many treatments exist for infertility, but none work in all cases, and for some, none work at all.
Myself and Unnatural (my co-creator) have bonded over our shared struggle. I was unfortunately rendered infertile after taking a soccer ball directly to my oompa loompas, and Unnatural, a close friend of mine who prefers not to share his name here, lost a crown jewel and a pair of Levi's after falling split-legged onto an unopened box of Twinings unsweetened iced teabags. By sharing our stories, we hope that we can help to raise awareness for the cause of remedying infertility, especially since this is my second original.
Thank you for your time in reading this description, I hope you have a wonderful day and walk away from this piece more informed.